Thursday, June 6, 2013

Who Buys This Shit?

So the other day George Takei posted a link to this:
That he found listed on and it made me think of all the weird stuff I have come across while trolling amazon. Like:
Have too much semen on your hands? Well now you can make an amazing flan, chicken pot pie and more with the semen cookbook. I don't know what about this bothers me more: the cooking with semen or the fact that this book was written by a guy. Did he make all the recipes in the book? Did he have to jack off a lot to have enough semen? When did he have this brilliant idea? So many unanswered questions.

Not to be outdone, I sent the semen cookbook to a friend who sent back this. The big coloring book of Vaginas. I didn't look inside this book, but do you think the author drew a bunch of different vaginas for you to color? Did she use a bunch of different models? Who signs up to have their vagina drawn so other people can color it. Is this even appropriate to give to children? I really want to meet the person who bought this book.

This is an oldie-but-goodie. Want to have sex but no one to have it with? Get a sexy suzy sheep! I'm a little afraid of the kind of guy who would be desperate enough to buy a sexy suzy, but I bet these get bought a ton for bachelor parties.

So have you found anything interesting on


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