Guys Are Weird or Don't Be a Crazy BitchOkay so I realized recently that boys are just wired differently than girls. Where as girls are constantly fretting about what some guy is thinking and worried about doing shit wrongs, guys just aren't. I was having this convo with my home girl Nugs the other day and she was being her normal
And its not, If I haven't learned anything else from dating the Internet Magician its that guys don't pay that much attention. I could probably wear the same shirt 4 days in a row before IMac would even notice. Sexy underwear? Ha, I don't even think he looks at my underwear as he's trying to get it off me. Guys just aren't wired for details.
I was laying in bed with IMac the other day and he had one of those far off looks in his eyes that girls always think is so meaningful and that he must be thinking something amazing. You know the kind of look that prompts a girl to ask "what are you thinking about?" And I went to ask that very question before I realized I knew what he was thinking about: Coffee. No guy is having deep emotional thoughts about their lives at 10 am, they are thinking "damn I got to get out of bed and turn on the coffee pot."
So next time you are wondering what your boyfriend is thinking about, here's handy little chart to tell you:
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So don't be that girl. Take some Xanax and keep your crazy paranoia to yourself.