Fuck You Daylight Savings Time

It's 8 o'clock in the morning as I am typing this, which is about 2 hours before I normally wake up and 3 hours before I am a functional person. The only reason I am even awake at this time is because of motherfucking daylight savings time (also I have a 9 o'clock conference call but that's a moot point).

Most people love daylight savings time at least in the fall when they get to roll their clocks back and sleep an extra hour. I used to love it too, until my biological clock said fuck this shit I don't care what time you think it is. I know what time it really is. See daylight savings time is a figment of our imaginations. We created it about 70 years ago to save energy. But my biological clock refuses to believe that bullshit anymore and has decided I am going to listen to it instead.

This is true of my dogs too. They have no concept of time; they're dogs. So they go to bed and get up everyday at the same time regardless of what the clock says. So they used to wake me up at 8 am to go out. Now its 7 am. I used to go to bed at midnight, now its 11 o'clock. I'm starting to feel like an old person.