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I'm a quirky girl. I have never denied that. If you asked 100 people what word they would use to describe me, I'm pretty sure "quirky" would come in right after "bitch." That being said like any other girl I have a list of things that i find sexy in a guy. I was talking to the Marine earlier and he refused to believe that i find glasses sexy. Hello people! I am a nerd, of course i am going to find glasses sexy. So here is a list of things i find sexy in guys:


  • Glasses.... ...........................................................50 points
  • Tattoos.................................................................50 points (unless he is covered in them)
  • Use of big words...................................................25 per word.( I'm pretty sure my panties will drop for a guy who uses the word pulchritudinous)
  • Reading a book.....................................................100 points (Bonus 100 if its something like Kafka or Tolstoy)
  • Being able to hold an intelligent conversation..........100 points (Bonus 500 if its something esoteric like 1950s literature or death and diseases in Africa)
  • Riding a motorcycle...............................................50 points
  • Being able to quote old movies...............................25 points per quote (and by old I mean before 1975)
  • Being good with children........................................75 points
  • Fixing a computer..................................................50 points
  • Cleaning................................................................50 points (OMG so hot when guys scrub shit)
  • Cooking................................................................100 points (as long as it doesn't come from a frozen box)
  • Can lead me around a dance floor............................300 points (actual dancing like the Tango or Waltz)
  • Fixing a Car...........................................................250 points (I love guys covered in engine grease)

So yeah quirky, but ladies tell me you don't have a similar list.

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Nicole said...

Love it! Now if that perfect guy would just show up for us all and we would be set!

I'm for glasses, and tattoos and the ability to fix cars and a computer too. I also like guys that have good sized hands and then you catch them doing something gentle like petting a kitten or helping tie a kid's shoe. Oh man, I melt.

Gina said...

Glasses have strangely been on my list for forever. My hubby didn't wear them when we got married, but now he does and just don't want him to get contacts ever! So weird, but I don't care :)

Minxy said...

Your list rocks! I love all those things about a man. Additionally, I love rough hands on a man. Soft hands are a turn-OFF for me.

Harley said...

Reading a book.......100 points (Bonus 100 if its something like Kafka or Tolstoy)

...And minus 10,000 if he's only "reading" it to look intelligent. Pretentious twats make me break out in hives.

Add in the musicians and the guys who love their dogs and the guys who know how to swim (I mean REALLY swim - butterfly is sexy), and guys who can snowboard, and guys who look masterful on a horse...

Okay I'm going to stop now. I'm done!

Melbourne on my mind said...

Definitely agree on the reading front. Especially if he can hold a sensible discussion about said book!!

I'm a sucker for freckles. I have absolutely no idea why, it's pretty random. They just make me weak at the knees...

Tudor Rose said...

I'm sort of indifferent on the glasses, but OMG I love me a guy who is rocking some grey hair. Especially if he's in, like, his mid-30s. Don't ask me why, I know it's weird, but I find it totally sexy.

But yes to the tattooes. And the reading. And pretty much everything else.

In fact, now that I think about it, my own Ex-Marine fits most of these categories. Hmmm...

Bi said...

I love glasses too!!!! I think glasses must be more popular than men think.

Any kind of musical instrument-accessory is good for mega bonus points for me. Also, the whole "tee-shirt over the long-sleeve shirt" look... Yummy.

Nicole said...

I would pretty much just second this list.

Ella said...

I have practically an identical list.

and I'm not going to lie... i just went out with a 1,000 pointer. :)

and thats just after 1 date.

 
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