Conversations with my CoworkersI love my coworkers, I do, but we say some of the dumbest shit ever at work. Here's a sampling of actual conversations at my job:
Coworker: My table is contempt
Me: No, no your table is not contempt. They are content.
Me: (talking about another coworker who has a Minnie Mouse voice) I want to call her Squeaky Fromme
Me: You have no idea what i'm talking about. Squeaky Fromme, from the Mason Family.
Coworker: Oh, Marilyn Manson
Me: No Charles Manson, the serial killer
Customer: How do the Mussels come?
Coworker: In a bowl
Me: I'm thinking of dressing up as Molly Ringwald for Halloween
Me: Molly Ringwald, you know the Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Coworker: Oh I don't watch old movies
Coworker: Grouper is our mildest fish
*blank stares from customers*
Coworker: You know mildest, it has the most fishy flavor