This is an actual message sent to me on Okcupid (for the record this site is a blogging goldmine, which is 3/4ths of the reason i keep an account, cause i sure as hell haven't met any guys off it yet):
Hi there. My name is {redacted} and I am a white guy who lives in {Redacted}, SC. I saw your profile and I really like everything I see and read on there. I am in an open relationship, however, mine is a little complicated. I am dating a wonderful woman who happens to want me to be with other women. She has some emotional and intimacy issues and mentally cannot handle having sex with anyone. Light kissing, hugs & occasional hand holding is about the only physical contact she can handle. Anyways, Here is the main reason I am writing you. We are going to be taking a trip to Myrtle Beach {redacted} for as a late Birthday getaway for me. My girl has a fantasy about watching me with another woman while she "hides" and enjoys the show. I know this is a little weird and all but I like the way you describe yourself and how you look in the photos and I would love it if you would consider joining us for a night of fun. I hope to hear back from you. Take care,{Redacted}PS. in case you look over my profile and it reads as single, it is because not too many people are open minded about dating a guy who has a girlfriend who wants him to sleep around...
Okay, lets start off with the obvious, who the fuck sends this kind of message? In what planet is it okay to send a completely random girl a message asking her to prostitute herself out for free because your girlfriend has "emotional intimacy issues" (read: doesn't actually exist). Furthermore, nothing in my profile suggests i would in any way game for this. Unless the term "History Nerd" is now code for sexually adventurous. Oh, and no problem let me check your profile, which comes with a picture so i already know you are a white male, idiot, but thanks for reminding me in case your just really an albino black guy. Hrm... you list yourself as a "sexual deviant" well obviously since you are
I don't know what in your right mind would possess you to send this to me. There is nothing about my profile that suggests i would in any way be game for this nonsense.
Frankly I think you're a serial killer, get professional help.
Okay I know i shouldn't poke the serial killers but seriously, I don't think this guy has any fucking clue how insulting his message was. I'm sorry when did Okcupid become a place to randomly get hookers, because i'm insulted at the implication that i would sleep with some random guy i have never met before. Thats certainly safe behavior.
Oh his response...
All you had to do was like the others who aren't interested. All you had to do was say "thanks for the compliment and for thinking of me but no thank you I am not into this kind of thing." there was no need to be rude or insulting to a serious attempt at flattery.
This was supposed to be flattering? And no Creepy McSerial Killer, a no thanks would not suffice in this instance. When you treat someone like they are a hooker for hire, a no thanks is not fucking good enough. Want to flatter me? Tell me i'm smart or interesting or at least look at my fucking profile and pick something out. Also, this makes it totally obvious he was sending this message to several girls in the hopes that some
How do these people find me?
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Sounds like you find all the 'interesting' people...
But hey, eventually you'll find someone who's not two movies short of a box-set!
Eventually...
(Ps. Karaoke video = two thumbs up. Awesome dancing)
Oh, yuck!!! Men are so clueless! I can't imagine what would be more flattering than having some weirdo think you're hot enough for a night of "fun". If you read of any kinky murders in Myrtle Beach that weekend, you might want to send that message to the cops. ;)
I leave my profile on OKC for that exact reason too, though I thankfully have never gottten a message like that. That guy is ridiculous! Well I think most men are these days, they just don't get us.
ew, gross- what a psycho loser. i wonder if that line has worked for him yet.
fucking baaaaarf.
Bi/Nicole
Hey now, no reason to judge half the human race based on one message.
It's creepy as hell, for sure. And I totally agree that he's got some issues, as does his 'girlfriend'.
If your girlfriend has intimacy issues, perhaps you should spend your time with professional counselling, rather than trolling a dating site so she can get her kicks from seeing another women with her boyfriend.
His response is hilarious though. "Hey, you should be flattered I sent you that message! Really!!"
I wouldn't be flattered, if I recieved that from a woman.
I love that you blogged this. The final response where he assumes you should be flattered by all of this is totally the best part.
His response back was hysterical. But I really hope that no girl accepts this invite. Sounds dangerous!!!!
Eeeep. I met my boyfriend of two years on OK Cupid. Though I've had my share of those type of messages...nothing quite as colorful as this though
@Chris- I do find all the interesting people. They are just drawn to me somehow. I'm not in a hurray to find someone, but i feel like i should be.I'm glad you like my dancing!
Also i'm sure Bi & Nicole aren't judging the male race on that loser, but some of them men these don't do themselves any justice.
Yeah, I was less than flattered by this. I was creeped out and wanting to press harassment charges
@Bi- This man was absolutely clueless. The worst part is according to his profile he works for law enforcement. Don't worry I have a friend who works for MBPD, so if a strange murder occurs I will be sure to send him this email.
@Nicole- I get messages similar to this all the time, not necessarily as creepy but mostly guys who will be in town looking to hook up. Normally i delete them, but this guy was ridiculous.
@Lucky- I know i want to vomit just reading this shit. I hope no girl is that desperate or stupid.
@Nicole- I couldn't help myself, its just such a good story. Oh, yeah I am so flattered by this. I actually wrote him back one more time telling him that "no girl is flattered by being treated like a hooker, or what else do you call trying to find random girls to sleep with?" before i blocked his ass.
@Minxy- I concur that i hope no girl falls for this shit. I just don't understand why he would ever think this is somehow flattering
@Itgirls- I'm sure normal people meet their significant others online. I, however, live in an area where the average IQ is like 65. So i'm having significantly more trouble with it.
Plus being a tourist town people try to use me for a random hook-up while they are on vacay.
ohmygosh.
Does he think this is a compliment?
It honestly seems more like a scam to get you into bed. You know, since all women want a man who already has a girfriend. It's the whole "wanting what you can't have" thing.
How lame.
It makes me want to punch him in the balls, but he would probably like that too much.
Juuuuust saying.
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