My Hot (Negative) Ass
So for those who don't follow me on twitter
My first day i was training with this adorable blond sorority girl (seriously i love this chick, she's precious) and she was showing me the ropes when a table of 2 guys a little older than me (late 20s- early 30s) got sat. Now, it wasn't our table it was another girls and i should note: there is not an ugly girl on this staff. Anyways, these two guys are sitting right next to the stairwell that we have to use (because this place has like 3 stories) so my trainer and i are going up and down the stairs and every time we walk past this table these two guys stare at our asses. I don't mean like slyly checking us out. I mean like they stop talking mid-sentence and stare at us as we walk by. Can you say awkward? Also, i don't have an ass, i have like negative ass. So i don't know what they were looking at.
So then over the next few days I met the rest of the staff and such. Anyways, i was rolling silverware on like my second night and the black cook caught the Hispanic cook checking out my ass. I shrugged it off. Listen, i've known i was attractive since i was like 16. It's just that I'm new to these guys. For the next couple days it everytime i got around these two cooks the black cook would make all sorts of jokes about it. Finally, fed up with it i looked at him and said "Listen, I get it- I'm hot. Can we move on now?" Apparently, the black cook thought that was fucking hilarious. I'm hoping they hire some new girl soon, so that my new-ness wears off.
Also, everyone at this job asks me how old i am. ITS. FRICKEN. WEIRD. The convo typically goes like this:
Them: Hi, I'm [so and so]
Them: how do you like it here?
Me: It's fun
Them: So, how old are you?
I have never had so many people ask me my age in such a short time frame. I don't get it. What does my age have to do with how well i waitress? If these were men I would assume they wanted to know if i was in their age range, but its women asking me this. And to be honest, telling people that i am 26 makes me feel motherfuckingold.