Selling My Body....
I was looking for some sort of part-time job on craigslist the other day (you know waitressing, secretary work, etc) so that I would be making some sort of income while I search for a real job. Anyways, I came across a listing for a local fertility clinic that was looking for egg donors.
I wouldn't have thought too much about it but it pays $3500 dollars, and I am a poor ass bitch. It would take me like 4-5 months to make 3500 at a temp job and that's assuming they pay me like ten bucks an hour. So i googled it (because i am not a complete idiot) and after finding out that it only takes about 6-8 weeks and its virtually painless, I filled out the paperwork.
Yes, I am willing to sell my future children for cash. Hey, I don't intend to use these eggs anytime soon, might as well not let them go to waste. For the record, i still have a long way to go before there is even the possibility of them harvesting my eggs. I have to do a medical history, all sorts of medical tests, they need to do an ultrasound and a bunch of other hurdles i have to jump. But the more i think about it, the more i like the idea. Not just for the money, but I'm probably going to be helping some poor women get pregnant who wouldn't be able to. I mean I would be a surrogate if i wanted to carry a baby around in my stomach for 9 months. After 9 months, i'm going to want to keep the little bastard.
Plus, some couple is going to love me. I'd be a great donor. I have a masters degree, great boobs, curly hair, I don't smoke or do drugs, except for my allergies I have a clean bill of health, I'm not overweight, and dammit I'm sexy as hell. Who wouldn't want to have me as a donor?
Just for the record if i was selling my body, how much would you be willing to pay?