Why I Am The Worst Sick Person
But i am awful when i am sick. I don't like being sick and it makes me a grumpy person, and I'm already grumpy half the time. I mean the worst people to get sick are men because they turn a cold into pneumonia and act like they are dying. But second to them, I am the worst person to get sick. Don't believe me? Here are my stages of getting sick:
- Denial- No, i couldn't possibly be sick. I never get sick, There is no way i am sick. I have x,y,z, to do this week!!!
- Bemoaning- *whiny voice* I hate being sick. This sucks so much. Why??? *shakes fist at sky*
- Vegging- I'm gonna keep veg out on the couch, eating and drinking in the hopes that all this extra food in my system will make me feel better. *munch munch munch*
- Grumpy- fucking shit, LEAVE ME ALONE! Now I'm fat and sick from this shit
- Elation- I feel marginally better! It must be going away! I could run a mile i feel so much better.
- Anger- Dammit, I'm still sick! M***** F*****
- Resignation- it will go away eventually. Where is the couch?