Common Phrases Used in My ApartmentSo i say a lot of things in my apartment that make no sense and that no one ever hears but my dogs. So i thought i'd share a few of them:
"Stop Chewing on Her Butt!
Hey! Get back here with my Underwear!
The electrical outlet is not an ice cream cone, stop licking it.
Get Off Me, I am not a wrestling mat!
Stop attacking the blinds!
I don't need your assistance going to the bathroom.
Put down the cellphone, You don't even have thumbs!
She is not a Chew Toy!
You are not an intergalactic missile, stop attacking me!
Get your butt out of my face."
I feel bad for the random people walking past my apartment who hear these things. I'm probably known as the crazy lady who talks to herself in this complex. I just wish the dogs could talk back.