Because everyone loves the Muppets, except for UNC-Sis and that's un-American.
"Him: You're a sailor, right?
Me: Yeah, (looking at his outfit which was jeans and a t-shirt) What are you?
Him: George Clooney
Me: (laughing) Best Answer Ever!"
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors